Kai
Cunningham

Kai Cunningham is an alcoholic, low life, borderline mentally retarded man. 
He plays games on Steam and is an OSU! pro. Obviously there is much stress
in Kai's life so he resorts to heavy drinking. 

He has great hair but that's the only good thing about him really.
Everything else about him is human trash. Kai is in need of love.

Kai resides in a cardboard box in West Cumbria and occasionally leaves to find leaves and berries to eat and alcohol to consume.